Motto of the Month: June 2011
Dear Member,
After 189 ballots, the three remaining members of the Let's Have Better Mottoes Association, Inc.'s Bored of Selectors finally reached a majority opinion on this month's motto ... Melvin Ott's
ONCE, I KNEW I WAS INDECISIVE
now, I'm not so sure
As President for the Month, Ott, if he wishes, not only has the privilege of riding Joe, our esteemed parade horse, but also is permitted to choose the time, place and route of the parade. So far, he has decided that it will begin at 8, 9 or 10 AM on either the 8th, 12th, 14th, 23rd or 30th. The place and route are still to be determined. Stay tuned.
Adolescence is nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.
The Association's Committee on Definitions reports that: a Sweater is a garment a child wears when its mother feels cold; an Alcoholic is one who drinks more than his doctor; and an Individualist is different from you, but an Oddball is different from me.
Today's mortgages are so strong and sturdy they last longer than the house.
Other mottoes tentatively chosen by the Bored include: "I FEEL SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU, it's almost like having you here," from Mark Dearth; "I'D KILL for a Nobel Peace Prize," from Cable Morris; and, "THE OLDER YOU GET, the better you realize you were," from a 60 year-old.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Cordially,
John Belzer
Secretary
The Let's Have Better Mottoes Association, Inc.
