Motto of the Month: March 2011
Dear Member,
In a split decision, which saw the minority section of the LHBMA, I. selection committee resign en masse (i.e. all at once ) after the selection, Jeff Kelly was declared President of the Month for submitting:
IT ISN'T WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE
until you lose
As a harbinger of Spring, the Executive Committee has announced that the usual parade this month will be replaced by a horseshoe or Wii party depending upon the weather. Joe will furnish the shoes from his bounteous supply. Bring Your Own Controller.
The three ages of man are Youth, Middle Age and "My, but you're looking well."
The Association's Definitions "c" Sub-Committee advises members that: Conscience is the still, small voice that tells you not to do what you've just finished doing; A Closet is a place for hanging things after you've run out of doorknobs; Censors are people who know more than they think you ought to; Climate is what we expect - weather is what we get; and, Second Childhood is when you start riding a bike because the kids always have the car.
You can't fool all of the people all of the time, but airline schedules come mighty close.
Other thrillers submitted this month include: "SOMEHOW IT SEEMS HARDER to get nothing done lately," from Bob Mosey; "WHAT YOU DON'T OWE won't hurt you," from the 112th congress, aisle right, and, "I THINK, therefore I'm overqualified," from Uncle Rick.
The nice thing about money is that it never clashes with what you're wearing.
Cordially,
John Belzer
Secretary
The Let's Have Better Mottoes Association, Inc.
